Recent Movie Reviews

Naruto Super Dub Naruto Super Dub

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ha! Gets me every time. Good ole Egoraptor. :)

Badass Dora! Badass Dora!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I found this seriously easy to fap to. Good job!


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The Eyes of Death The Eyes of Death

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I feel haunted by that...

One of the scariest things I've ever had to stare at... Song didn't seem to suit after halfway. It might have been just too long maybe?

Either way, thank you in advance for my nightmares.

MrWatson responds:

you're very welcome.

Recent Game Reviews

Super Mario Crossover Super Mario Crossover

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This could be a deadly WiiWare game for sure!! I would download it instantly. It's so good. I hate using a keyboard though. I like the variety of characters and power-ups. Cool game.

Quadratical Quadratical

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

New, but basic...

One of the greatest versions of Breakout I've seen, but no power-ups? You need power-ups. POWER-UPS!! Hahaha!.. Still a great game for wasting time.

The Facebook Game The Facebook Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Also, I like how you just sit with the douche emo boyfriend to gain <3 points.

AustinBreed responds:

Ha yeah.

Recent Audio Reviews

luna xd luna xd

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I can't give this stars... It is really good and I'm jamming out to it pretty hard, but it has been mis-genred. Put it into Dubstep, not Oldskool Hip-hop...

I.A.C. I.A.C.

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This is total garbage... Too bad DJ Shak had to be dragged into such a mess.

There is literally no substance or anything of value to wasting your time with this.

I have never felt so good blamming a piece of shit like this in my life.

It's uploads like this that make me really discouraged to even check out the Audio Portal on NG anymore...


Teqneek responds:

The irony in the fact that this is objectively better than any song in your entire repertoire... Thanks for the pointless review, dickcheeks

Chaos Incarnate Chaos Incarnate

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Unreal!! I wish this was in one of the later stages of "Top Gear 2" for SNES. That sounds like where it belongs in my head....

Recent Art Reviews

Notebook Cover Notebook Cover

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's pretty sick dude. Doesn't the marker rub off at all? I know it's permanent marker, but it still rubs off and gets everywhere sometimes...

MickeyMao responds:

Nah man, this cover is absorbent as a sham-wow. Thanks for dropping by bro.